Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

What are the most shocking facts about the Bollywood industry?

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?

I understand how hurricane paths work

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I see through liars

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

Are narcissists happy people generally?

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

How do you view men and women who cheat?

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I have a reading level above third grade

Why do some people never get to on a date even though they wanted to? Are they just too ugly and weird for everybody?

I don’t cotton to rapists

I don’t buy bullshit

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

What seemingly minor decision or moment in your past ended up having a massive impact on your entire life trajectory?

I can count

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I actually pay taxes

Why am I more attracted to black men?

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

My blog is new. I need 10 article posts for my blog. How much should I pay for it?

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I can read

Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

Why is my stomach getting so big from taking testosterone cypionate 31 to 34 in 2 months?

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

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I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I have complete contempt for fakery

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t